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I ♥ Apple. They are so smart and intuitive and they know how we should think. I really love iTMS – especially the App Store. Thanks to Apple, girls now have a selection of apps specially tailored to their stupid, small-brained needs.
Obviously, girls like cartoons. Stupid cartoons. Stupid cartoons with princesses. So of course, they’ll want a Disney app. Plus, then they can keep up with The Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. Which is why the Apps For Girls section has two Disney-branded apps.
And, every girl needs Hello Kitty on her iTouch (thanks Daddy! ur teh best daddy in the WHOLE WURLD!). Cuz Hello Kitty is all pink and has bows and ribbons and is radical and cute. And while we’re talking about cute and pink, how about an app to put fashion stuffs onto pix. Cuz girls all love fashion and taking pix of each other.
And while you’re in icky science class learning about chopping up frogs and other gross boy stuff, you can pass the time with an app that lets you pass MASH notes. It’s totally awesome because it’s like old school but like high tech cuz ur doin it on an iTouch and not on paper like some lame-o caveman.
There’s also a flash card app to help girls with math because their little brains can’t grasp anything more complex than 7% sales tax at Old Navy.
Speaking of shopping, you can totally play with Kitty Chorus while ur friendz are trying on stuff at the mall. Or, you can play with a virtual puppy because they’re cute too and puppies and kittens should TOTALLY be BFFs.
Then, in case you haven’t had enough fashion play or fairy princess fun, there’s Dress Your Princess and Fairy Tales to help you stay in touch with your girly-girly sparkles-and-rainbows self.
Thank you Apple, Inc. for showing us that girls should be happy living in a pink little box. Stay classy, Cupertino.
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